Azeroth Cribs visit Gallywix Pleasure Palace in Azshara

Tanyanka here, your friendly tourist guide through Azeroth! Today we start the new series “Sightseeing Azeroth” and we will take you to hidden places and show you secrets you never knew of…

Today our collueges from Azeroth Cribs asked us to go visit Trade Prince Donais in the Gallywix Pleasure Palace in Azshara. Join us in discovering Goblin decadence!

The impression might arise that Goblins have to… compensate… something.

There’s a private golf club included in the palace grounds. A goblin never walks across the golf course, but drives in style with his rocket golf cart.

Trade Prince Donais wasn’t available for an interview. He was too busy yelling at his waitresses.

We did get to visit the pool bar, though.

And checked what the waitresses had to offer. As I would like to point out to a certain friend (you know who you are…), there’s coconut rum! No cake to go with,though… sadly…

There’s even an elevator going up to the diving board! You don’t even have to climb it!

You know what everyone says on cribs about the bedroom… This is where the magic happens! The funky curtain covering the entrance to the bedroom certainly is promising…

And here’s true Goblin style. Please note the tasteful banana wallpaper and pineapple sheets on the bed. I can almost see the Prince with the waitress… No. Let’s not go there.

There’s even a steamroom to relax on site!

I was a bit puzzled by the water pipe and herbs underneath the Goblin-Pin-Up calendar, though… But after all, it is a Pleasure Palace and meant for relaxing…

I hope you enjoyed this little excursion to Azshara and will join us again on our next episode of “Sightseeing Azeroth”!

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